It would be nice for one or two nights a week that my kid's all 'go down' at night without a problem and 'stay down' for the night; until the good'ol alarm clock wakes them. Its seems all four can't go to bed peacefully or not wander through the bedroom door around 3am.
I realize I signed up for this, having four kids, but I don't think its wrong to ask they go to bed at bed time!
Instead, lately child #3 likes to bounce around our bedroom until 11pm ish and act like its 2pm in the afternoon and she just drank a latte grande from the local Starbucks.
I'm thinking long and hard about giving them vodka chocolate milks at dinner now.
Sign the apocalypse is near: your mom decides to crochet a scarf for your daughter, she decides to send your daughter a copy of the instruction booklet she is using....it's titled 'Stitch-n-Bitch' by Happy Hooker, with a picture of a scantily clad woman on the cover.
